Pickup Simulator

Now with knives!
A stickman reaching out for the interaction of his life.
checking…

Who are you?

Every legend needs a name. Even a stickman one.

Pick your stickman

Pick the stickman you'll be embarrassing yourself as today.

Before we begin…

The legal department (one stickman in a tie) insists.
⚠ INCREASED RISK OF DIVORCE IF PLAYED NEXT TO YOUR WIFE.
⚠ INCREASED RISK OF BREAKUP IF PLAYED NEXT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
  • Made mostly for the boys. Everyone is welcome to laugh at him.
  • All characters are stickmen.
  • This is not dating advice. Do not try these lines in real life.
  • Any resemblance to your love life is a cry for help.
  • No real women were harmed. One stickman's dignity was.
⚠ MARRIED? PLAY WITH YOUR BACK TO A WALL.

Ready to mingle?

Last chance to turn back. (You won't.)
Talks
⭐ 0 pts
Confidence
Creep alert 0/3
Admirers 0
💔 jealousy
HARD
Click a woman to check her out. You can only talk to 5 today.

End of the Day

Best & worst lines

The women of the day

Her interest
40
🍪 No-AI mode: pick one of the baked lines below. Want to type anything and have her really react?
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