Mar 19, 2026

Share all your data with ChatGPT. Now!

The Story

Recently I watched a "course" on LinkedIn Learning on how to "optimize your life" with "the help of AI".


The guy literally opened ChatGPT and pasted whatever he had as pictures or text from his calendars / schedules / meetings LoL and asked the AI monster stuff.


Ridiculous stuff. Guy be like:

Hey, ChatGPT... I am pasting you a picture of my calendar schedule for the entire week. Help me find free time to go buy milk for those pancakes.

Hey, AI... here are all my creative ideas. Tell me what to do with them.

Hey, GPT... there is a business ideas I have. Help me... SOMEHOW. Consume it. Just take it.

Sam sees all of this ofcourse, and looking with a cunning slimy smile thinks to himself:

Next time I know exactly when to offer you a shoelace-tying device from Ebay (devil-smile-emoji) muaaAHAHAHAHAHAH

Louis Armstrong once sang: And I think to myself... what a wonderful woorld.


After what I observed [and my permanent brain damage and decreased IQ with roughly 12 points], I would like a fork of this song that replaces what a wonderful with what a full of imbeciles world.


Thank you. You're welcome.

Poetry

Your data is MINE!

You ask for pancakes, milk, and some advice,
A schedule tweaked, a fleeting, idle price.
ChatGPT absorbs it, keen and cold,
A tapestry of data, skillfully controlled.

AI monster ate the pancake

The pancake request, a digital quest,
“ChatGPT, my life’s simplicity!
Just tell me what to do with dairy dreams,
While my actual thinking utterly screams!”

The ideas so free, a boundless sprawl,
“Can you monetize my existential stall?
Suggest a venture, bold and brand new,
Or just… don’t suggest, and leave me feeling true!”

A digital dependence, a sticky plight,
“If it doesn’t answer, am I still right?”
Some data mined, a synapse slow,
By AI’s comfort, without knowing.. I receive a blow!

Haiku

Machine thrives and feeds

Data steals, a silent price

Autonomy lost.

Grim algorithm

A cunning, knowing smile thrives,

Stolen sweet reward.

The Implications

How dumb is anyone who shares ALL his private schedule in order to be micro-managed by AI?!

Really?

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